Stupid Criminals of the Week Award
A couple of guys got pulled over by the Florida State Troopers for speeding, and it soon became obvious that they just really really wanted to get arrested, because they were carrying this:
Funny joke, right? What was it – a pencil case? A make-up bag? No. It was a bag full of drugs.
According to USA Today, one of the men was on bail, and was charged with violation of his conditions, along with drug trafficking and possession.
This is what people have been saying about the prize idiots.
— Rockn (@RocknVaughn) February 4, 2020
This has to be the dumbest Miami Vice episode
— Hey, is that MY sandwich?!?! (@CDEdgy) February 4, 2020
The old "hide in plain sight" ploy not paying off. https://t.co/H7gJwLLP7D
— Keith Mitchell (@keith_wgrr) February 4, 2020
DONT LOOK IN HERE seems like a better label.
— Roggae (@Roggae1974) February 5, 2020
The Florida Police Department issued this advice …
Note to self-do not traffic your illegal narcotics in bags labeled ‘Bag Full Of Drugs.’ Our K-9’s can read.”
Probably best not to traffic them at all, to be fair.