This choosing beggar’s very specific requests got her thoroughly dragged
A first home is always a big outlay because there’s so much to buy, and there’s nothing wrong with asking friends and family if they have unwanted items to donate to make things a little easier.
One women got herself shamed on the r/ChoosingBeggars subreddit after she posted a very specific list of what donations she would find acceptable.
So much for beggars can’t be choosers. Someone called her out directly.
But it didn’t stop there, because Redditors had a few things to add – and they escalated hilariously.
SaintGamer
Hey guys can you buy me literally Everything for my house? Thanks!
PompousClock[S]
I mean, they have to pay rent. How much more do you expect?!
SaintGamer
Their next update:Hey can I get a donation for my rent guys
johan_fiore
Hey guys, can you guys do my new job pls?
SuperEliteFucker
Hey guys, since you’re doing my job and I have all this free time could you send me on a vacation? Dubai, Spain, southern France only. Wouldn’t want you to send me somewhere I wouldn’t even enjoy.
Tactical_Terror
Hey guys, since you sent me to Dubai, is it ok if you do me a teeny tiny favor and literally fucking buy me the goddamned Burj Khalifa for me? It’s a tiny favor not much. Thanks!
SuperEliteFucker
Hey guys, could you donate me some black and red furniture for my Burj Khalifa? There’s so much space in here I just need some things to make it complete.Could you also donate a helicopter pad, and a helicopter, and a helicopter pilot, and helicopter fuel so I can go see the sites? Thanks guys.
killer_449 27 points 2 days ago
Hey guys, could you do me a small favor and pilot my helicopter for me? Thanks guys.
A Redditor named bud_hasselhoff had the ultimate update:
Moving out of my parents house! Would appreciate some donations 🙂
ISO:
Condo (2br w/ terrace)
White Mercedes convertible (2019 or newer)
TIA!
Now, that’s how you drag a choosing beggar.
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