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This choosing beggar’s very specific requests got her thoroughly dragged

A first home is always a big outlay because there’s so much to buy, and there’s nothing wrong with asking friends and family if they have unwanted items to donate to make things a little easier.

One women got herself shamed on the r/ChoosingBeggars subreddit after she posted a very specific list of what donations she would find acceptable.

So much for beggars can’t be choosers. Someone called her out directly.

But it didn’t stop there, because Redditors had a few things to add – and they escalated hilariously.

SaintGamer
Hey guys can you buy me literally Everything for my house? Thanks!

PompousClock[S]
I mean, they have to pay rent. How much more do you expect?!

SaintGamer
Their next update:

Hey can I get a donation for my rent guys

johan_fiore
Hey guys, can you guys do my new job pls?

SuperEliteFucker
Hey guys, since you’re doing my job and I have all this free time could you send me on a vacation? Dubai, Spain, southern France only. Wouldn’t want you to send me somewhere I wouldn’t even enjoy.

Tactical_Terror
Hey guys, since you sent me to Dubai, is it ok if you do me a teeny tiny favor and literally fucking buy me the goddamned Burj Khalifa for me? It’s a tiny favor not much. Thanks!

SuperEliteFucker
Hey guys, could you donate me some black and red furniture for my Burj Khalifa? There’s so much space in here I just need some things to make it complete.

Could you also donate a helicopter pad, and a helicopter, and a helicopter pilot, and helicopter fuel so I can go see the sites? Thanks guys.

killer_449 27 points 2 days ago
Hey guys, could you do me a small favor and pilot my helicopter for me? Thanks guys.

A Redditor named bud_hasselhoff had the ultimate update:

Moving out of my parents house! Would appreciate some donations 🙂

ISO:

Condo (2br w/ terrace)

White Mercedes convertible (2019 or newer)

TIA!

Now, that’s how you drag a choosing beggar.

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