25 of the funniest things from this week
It’s been quite the week for news. The Brexit Party ruined their reputation for good manners and even handedness by waving flags and applauding an insulting speech from Farage, the World Health Organisation declared the Coronavirus a global health emergency, and Mrs Brown’s Boys won another comedy award.
The jury is still out on which of those is the worst.
While all that was going on, Twitter carried on being funny, and these were our 25 favourite things.
1.
WORST. REMAKE. EVER pic.twitter.com/BqkVYyiC1y
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) January 27, 2020
2.
My wife thinks I over-analyse our marriage, which, to be frank completely contradicts the findings of my report.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) January 27, 2020
3.
Quick question:
Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake" ?
It's for a work email so has to sound professional.
— Tachyon: (@Tachyon100) January 27, 2020
4.
Went to the ER because “my legs have turned blue and Web MD says I have deep vein thrombosis.”
Was this it? The big one?
No! I have the “dumbass who doesn’t wash his new jeans before wearing them” disease and I would like to be executed immediately.
— Mark (@MShrayber) January 25, 2020
5.
Some people are so marginalised they have to create the language that describes their oppression, but the real victim is me, who has to learn a new word every 6 months
— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) January 30, 2020
6.
Wow I love Enya pic.twitter.com/xnCZKxW9Qt
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) January 23, 2020
7.
ATTENTION mcr FANS I accidentally bought My Chemical Romance tickets on the same day I’m supposed to get married and they cost me $200. If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it’s going to be at the St Immanuel’s church her name is Karen she’s 5’2 super nice girl
— pj (@givingeulogies) January 26, 2020
8.
yeah piss off tim pic.twitter.com/d9TIeKZwiO
— ✨ curse of count chocula ✨ (@lucyamorris) January 27, 2020
9.
Who needs a relationship now that gmail finishes sentences off for you
— Shappi Khorsandi (@ShappiKhorsandi) January 28, 2020
10.
uh it's called a guitar pic.twitter.com/WI2aNGIeol
— phil (@PhilJamesson) January 27, 2020
11.
My nearly three year old has mentioned opening up a mobile nail bar and I feel that if I’m to get behind her then the least I could do is drum up some interest on here. See where it takes her.
She’s got great chat, an eye for colour & this only cost me £1.
DM me if interested. pic.twitter.com/oeuC0N3qLA
— Catriona McNicol (@CatrionaMcNicol) January 26, 2020
12.
Next time a teacher asks you to retweet them to show their students the reach of social media, please don't engage. This will teach students the more important lesson that life is disappointing.
— Jumping the snark (@Dani_L_112) January 28, 2020
