People have been dishing out mockery for the Brexit tea towel – the 13 funniest comments

Just when you thought you couldn’t get any more excited about Brexit, with the nostalgic blue passports, the shiny 50 pence coins and all those extra British fish, the Conservatives have raised the bar with some top-notch merch.

Brace yourself …

👀 Introducing our official limited edition Brexit tea towel.

🛍 Get yours now!

👉 https://t.co/7k72INqa35 pic.twitter.com/KXm4ABJA5l

— Conservatives (@Conservatives) January 28, 2020

A snip at £12. If they’d told us about this during the referendum campaign, there would have been a landslide for Leave. And if they’d mentioned this £6 fridge magnet …

Okay, enough of the make-believe – here’s what people really thought of the tea-towel.

1.

Yours for a cool £70bn https://t.co/HjtpyIMzpx

— Brian Moore (@brianmoore666) January 28, 2020

2.

They promised you freedom, you ended up with a fucking tea towel. https://t.co/Ai5UiXrTYs

— Brexitshambles (@brexit_sham) January 28, 2020

3.

On television this morning @terrychristian said that this country was a laughing stock.

With the release this evening by the ruling party of the 'Got Brexit Done' tea towel, I'd now like to offer Terry the chance to take that comment back. https://t.co/bcpyQEMEuX

— Mark ne-Francois-pas MP 🇬🇧 (@MarkFrancois12) January 28, 2020

4.

Rollup! Roll up!
Tory Party HQ has worked out that if you're stupid enough to vote for Brexit, you will be stupid enough to pay £12 for a crappy tea towel. https://t.co/drr2EesqIS

— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) January 28, 2020

5.

This is an actual real thing. 12 quid. Perfect valentine's gift for the fuckwitted racist of your dreams. https://t.co/RIsvRBWpvt

— You can call me Q (@QuintinForbes) January 28, 2020

6.

Just about the right size for hiding a lovechild from the media. https://t.co/nD5kTd7p0h

— Scott Pack (@meandmybigmouth) January 28, 2020