This council’s guide to help you tell if you’re dreaming is making us think we can’t possibly be awake

A helpful guide from the good people of Sheffield City Council – well, that’s what it says, but we have our doubts – to help you tell whether you are dreaming or not.

It was shared on Twitter by @ScaryNewDad who said: ‘I know things have been a bit nuts lately but I’m not sure this is really necessary.’

And here it is.

city council waging psychic warfare, neat

— hell’s finest pintsman (@EnemyBeauty) January 27, 2020

It’s a bit redundant. If I could read the title I’d know I wasn’t dreaming, because I can’t read in dreams.

— Pete Alex Harris 🐐☕ (@ScavengerEthic) January 28, 2020

When I’m in lucid dreams I can’t read a clock at all, also can barely read or only few isolate words. Also can’t type text on a phone or use it properly. Writing a single word with my finger on the sand is ok but can’t write a correct sentence on paper 👌🏻

— Malou l’Alligataure (@Lalligataure) January 27, 2020

We weren’t the only one with doubts.

wait is this actually a real thing?

— (alan) (@coldnwindy) January 27, 2020

As much as I wish it were it reminds me of one of those Scarfolk ads

— Tropical Dad (@ScaryNewDad) January 27, 2020

And not everyone found it helpful.

I don’t wear a watch. HOW WILL I EVER KNOW I’M AWAKE???!??!? https://t.co/s8QwGYwVNh

— Talie (@TalieDelemere) January 28, 2020

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