This job description for a live-in nanny and ‘household manager’ went viral because it’s totally bonkers

The job description for this ‘household manager/cook/nanny’ went wildly viral because it’s so detailed, so demanding, and in the words of the person who shared it on Twitter, ‘bananas bat shit’.

Just when you think there can’t be any more, it turns out there is. Lots more.

‘Look I know what day it is and where I’m posting this but I still challenge you to find ANYTHING more bananas bat shit than THIS,’ said @honeystaysuper on Twitter.

‘I DARE YOU.’

And it didn’t end there.

Where do we apply?

Look I know this is GOLD but let’s just be clear that male CEOs have been farming out all the duties re: their families SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME. I want more female CEOs! Millions of them! All I’m saying is …

— Kimberly Harrington (@honeystaysuper) January 23, 2020

… I both fear and respect her SPECIFICITY and ATTENTION TO DETAIL and ACTION MOVIE-LIKE LIFESTYLE and I would very much like to draft a counter listing asking her to be one of my readers

— Kimberly Harrington (@honeystaysuper) January 23, 2020

Please female CEO / mom of this listing, DM me I want to hang out and learn all about you please. The “has room in their heart to love the kids AND THE MOM” is honesty😭. Can we go to the beach together and can I use your spa bathroom sometime pls

— Kimberly Harrington (@honeystaysuper) January 23, 2020

And here are just some of the things people were saying about it.

1.

quite an accounting of unpaid highly-skilled household labor that a lot of moms do as part of being a mom

— Renee (@paix120) January 23, 2020

2.

I have so many questions, but the one I keep coming back to is: what is up with all the fish math?

— Stephanie King (@stephstephking) January 23, 2020

3.

this is one of my favorite parts pic.twitter.com/ErtLKSi7ep

— Jane 🍳🧺🦵 (@looks_last) January 23, 2020

4.

So, this person has to swim, hike mountains, body surf, plan vacations enthusiastically with points, cook vegan, speak another language, have a degree, throw around random word problems about chicken and fish and let the mom relax on weekends? The pay has to be 6 figures!

— BeanFinga (@beanfinga) January 23, 2020

5.

Does not require sleep is clearly missing from the list.

— Buckeye Gal in NE (@lynndebo) January 23, 2020

6.

Just reading this like yup i do all this for my family

— rabia O’chaudry (@rabiasquared) January 23, 2020

7.

The fish math? Do you do all the fish math?

— Suzanne (@suzrunnr68) January 23, 2020

8.

Does not require sleep is clearly missing from the list.

— Buckeye Gal in NE (@lynndebo) January 23, 2020

9.

I was absolutely, 100% convinced this was going to end with “This is an unpaid internship.”

— Emily Baselt (@emilybaselt) January 23, 2020

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