Which is your sleep position? People are baffled by number 13
Sports broadcaster Allan Bell has shared an intimate detail of his bedroom behaviour – nothing smutty, of course.
I'm a No. 9, which are you?
(also if anyone says they are a 13 just what are you doing lol) pic.twitter.com/YkDyiKiJLX
— Allan Bell (@AllanBell247) January 20, 2020
Position 9 looks reasonable, but he makes a good point about number 13. Has anybody over the age of eighteen months ever slept like that?
Here’s what Twitter thought.
who the fuck is 13 https://t.co/oStuAdL2Ru
— dom luszczyszyn (@domluszczyszyn) January 20, 2020
WHOEVER SLEEPS LIKE 13….WE NEED TO HAVE AN INTERVENTION https://t.co/R4dT02Lhr9
— Alex Percy 🦝🐶⚓️ (@wavedwhelk) January 21, 2020
who the FUCK is sleeping in position 13? https://t.co/mHvTYhWWay
— abi ✨ (@dragonqueer) January 20, 2020
Imagine falling in love with someone then finding out they sleep like no.13 https://t.co/r0NUEV3tGq
— Hannah Noonan (@_hannahnoonan21) January 21, 2020
Looks like it’s a no on the number 13, then.
Tweeter JD offered to take one for the team, but has yet to report back. Probably too busy at the chiropractor’s.
im sleeping like 13 tonight and will let you guys know how the experience was in the morning https://t.co/iXrq7lsru3
— JD (@ayeJDaye) January 21, 2020
Other positions came under scrutiny as well.
No. 10 is a homicide victim.
— Erik Haslam (@haslametrics) 20 January 2020
#7 looks like Billie Jean is not my lover.
— ShawnTidwell (@shawnptidwell) 20 January 2020
Whomever is 15 probably murders people during the day.
— Champion Hightower (@DeeksHightower) 20 January 2020
Some people spotted a few omissions.
None of these show a 30lb dog slowly pushing me to the edge of the bed and/or donkey kicking me with his back legs while he dreams and barks in his sleep.
— Rhonda Deal (@RJDeal) 20 January 2020
this is missing "laying on my side hugging a pillow and pretending its you".. https://t.co/heU5gT9J1j
— dana (@guattari2600) January 21, 2020
Where is the mobile phone? ~ every tweep. https://t.co/sRmurfuxQp
— Nikhil (@mrcoffeekhor) January 21, 2020
the tizzy hizzy had a very good question.
how do you know which one you are if you're asleep 😮 https://t.co/R6IVViAYpr
— the tizzy hizzy (@seasofstars) January 21, 2020
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