17 weird (and very funny) dates to make you feel better about all the odd ones you’ve been on

10.

Met this guy on bumble. seemed decent&very cute so I said ok let’s go out. date time- he shows up 30min late on a pennyboard&is as tall as me (5’2)We sat down& 5 min in he started recruiting me into his cult(?) waitress overheard some of it&snuck me her phone# + an escape route.

— rachel☀️ (@rachelgoel) January 19, 2020

11.

one time i went on a date with a guy i had been basically dating for a few weeks. i was rubbing his back & he came in his pants

— bryanna🐝 (@bumblebryx) January 19, 2020

12.

I met this guy on tinder. we met up at the movie theatre, he didn’t speak to me the entire time, he paid for my ticket and bought me a bunch of movie snacks. we just watched the movie and after it was over he gave me $50 and said bye.

— thotrod (@lizaaard7) January 19, 2020

This is my ideal date.

— libra ♎️ (@diorchanclas) January 19, 2020

13.

i had pretty bad tummy ache but she was trying to get weird so i just went along with it and we were kissing on her bed and i let out this huge fart and we stared at each other for eternity and then as i was trying to apologize i puked on her bed and i ran out of her apartment 🙁

— ryan lung🥖 (@ryanthepapa) January 19, 2020

R if you’re reading this, i’m sorry and i swear i thought about coming back to clean it up but i was too embarrassed 🙁

— ryan lung🥖 (@ryanthepapa) January 19, 2020

14.

He kissed me and pulled back and said ‘wait there’s just a little…’ I was embarrassed I thought I had something in my teeth he put his hand in my mouth and said I think this tooth is wobbly, I was 19 with all my adult teeth

— Vanilla AlmondMilk (@dadfancier) January 19, 2020

15.

I once agreed to meet a lady in a pub for a date – I arrived and she was sat with her 6 kids. I bought them all a drink and politely left shortly after 😬😁

— Steve G (@stevegaughan1) January 19, 2020

16.

Went on a date with a guy to a restaurant and we both ordered but he didn’t eat any of his food. When I asked why he was literally sitting and watching me eat, he said he was too nervous to eat and was just planning on taking it home. Super weird.

— Alexis Scudder (@ascudder31) January 19, 2020

17.

Guy I wasn’t very interested in bugged me until I agreed to a date. We went to a pub and some friends randomly joined us. After a while I guess he was feeling neglected or something. Stood suddenly, tossed a wad of cash on the table in front of me and said “Thanks for the date”

— Stephanie is 🐶-8 (@Stefaniya) January 19, 2020

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