Simply 12 funny things people said about this picture of Prince Harry and Boris Johnson

John Plunkett. Updated January 20th, 2020

We asked you for your captions to go with this picture of Boris Johnson and Prince – at least, we think he’s still a prince – Harry, who met today at a conference in London.

Your captions please! pic.twitter.com/xTTKez6r5g

— The Poke (@ThePoke) January 20, 2020

And you really didn’t disappoint. Here are our favourites.

“The lie I told your gran? It was this big…”

— Craig Anderson (@CraigyAnderson) January 20, 2020

Smell my Armpits Harry… I had a can of Lynx Africa for Christmas…! pic.twitter.com/EfolCEjVY5

— Jacqui Rawle (@blondechick_0) January 20, 2020

Prince Harry reveals that real reason for quitting frontline royalty, was to dedicate himself to his orangutan sanctuary. https://t.co/YeVuNfTVP4

— Otto English (@Otto_English) January 20, 2020

pic.twitter.com/o9DWvf5nto

— TheIainDuncanSmiths (@TheIDSmiths) January 20, 2020

I don't sweat either, look

— Feast of Stephen (@Stevecathutch) January 20, 2020

And if you could stretch this whole thing out until after the 31st it would be appreciated

— Ruben Block (@ablokeintheUK) January 20, 2020

Go on, search me if you want. I haven’t got a single rouble.

— Oonagh (@Okeating) January 20, 2020

“I’m an aeroplane” *makes aeroplane noise

— Sheree (@Sheree_Kirby) January 20, 2020

“That’s right Boris! I’m leaving on a BIG airpwane. Time to change your nappy and have a warm milk.” https://t.co/zZZhJTL8td

— Sarah Parcak (@indyfromspace) January 20, 2020

And from further afield there was also this from @IamHappyToast.

Boris – Guess which hand the Russian Interference report is in, go on, guess
Harry – The left one
Boris – No! try again
Harry – The right one
Boris – Hahahaha, no, it's not in either hand, because fuck laws and the British public. pic.twitter.com/TZ0jbUR0Wy

— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) January 20, 2020

And these, from @MrKenShabby.

"I'VE GOT ACCESS TO THE KIDS, BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE ME" pic.twitter.com/JxY31s2ymK

— John Rain CBE (@MrKenShabby) January 20, 2020

“I’M 47. SHE’S 14 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME. BACK OF THE NET!” pic.twitter.com/fKUBq3hDzy

— John Rain CBE (@MrKenShabby) January 20, 2020