25 of our fave funnies from this week
What a week it’s been. Donald Trump went off on one about toilets and dishwashers, Sandi Toksvig announced her departure from bake Off, and Brexiters continued to get themselves in a lather about bongs.
Meanwhile on Twitter, these funny people were providing a marvellous distraction.
1.
I still get residual checks for my work as a torso model in the 90s. pic.twitter.com/0he2bc8goi
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) January 11, 2020
2.
Apparently Victoria’s Secret is that she doesn’t like thick chicks.
— Suki (@skickwriter) January 11, 2020
3.
watching The Masked Singer with my dad and he goes “I think it’s Madonna” yeah Ray it’s definitely the world’s best selling female artist of all time with a net worth of $600 million singing on ITV at 7pm on a Saturday night dressed as a hench yellow duck
— JOE (@JXEKER) January 4, 2020
4.
Delighted with my baby monitor. Since I installed it no wild babies have entered my house
— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) January 11, 2020
5.
That's the last time I let Norman Collier write my prescription. pic.twitter.com/b9wi3ELm58
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) January 15, 2020
6.
Buildburadd your Owngerons. pic.twitter.com/ikROWQBjDI
— Benno (@jeamland) January 16, 2020
7.
The only thing necessary for the triumph of stupidity is for clever people to spend all their time arguing with them on social media.
— Wilde Thingy (@wildethingy) January 13, 2020
8.
Today it’s really hit me how much I’ve matured.
When I was a child and my parents would make me eat breakfast I would always choose the most sugary cereal.
Now, as an adult, I realise that nobody is the boss of me; I can sleep in till lunchtime and have cereal then.
— Ignacio Lopez (@comedylopez) January 15, 2020
9.
So pleased to see Anti-Ageing Skin Tip finally getting the recognition it deserves. pic.twitter.com/FgvnzEpLJ7
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) January 1, 2018
10.
The pitch vs the first draft pic.twitter.com/EVCg7fyLJi
— Hannah Yoest (@ruthyoest) January 14, 2020
11.
Who’s the producer, fucking Hitler? https://t.co/cf1whTbOc9
— Mainstream Bob (@SirBob1892) January 12, 2020
12.
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. And not got them pregnant. pic.twitter.com/MDFVTXz6Bm
— Count Binface (@CountBinface) January 15, 2020
