17 blistering takedowns of Trump’s latest impeachment tweet
The US Senate has the Articles of Impeachment against Donald Trump and, despite promising to carry out proceedings fairly, it’s unlikely that anything will come of them, because the majority of senators are Republicans.
Having tweeted hundreds of times on the topic, Trump reacted to the latest development with this post.
I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 16, 2020
He’s quite simply the gift that keeps on giving to internet comedians, while heavily taking away from American workers. These are our favourite pisstakes so far.
1.
IF IT WAS SO "PERFECT", WHY ARE YOU BLOCKING WITNESSES? (AND WHY ARE YOU YELLING?)#IMPOTUS https://t.co/Y8es5Jd31S
— Mark Hamill (@HamillHimself) January 16, 2020
2.
Bitch, please.
You were impeached last year for high crimes and misdemeanors.
Try to keep up.#trumpknew #Theyallknew #impeachmenttrial pic.twitter.com/dU9tUa3qsI
— Holly Figueroa O'Reilly (@AynRandPaulRyan) 16 January 2020
3.
At any point during this impeachment process do they confiscate your fucking caps lock?
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 16, 2020
4.
"I JUST GOT ARRESTED FOR MAKING A PERFECT COCKTAIL!" – Bill Cosby https://t.co/xHorHsqTzM
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) January 16, 2020
5.
I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL! pic.twitter.com/PuN94XOK5Z
— HappyToast ★ (@IamHappyToast) January 17, 2020
6.
FDR: "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
JFK: "Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country."
DJT: "I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL!"
— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) January 16, 2020
7.
Also, talk about missing the point. Trump saying "I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL" is like Jefferey Dahmer saying "I JUST GOT ARRESTED FOR KEEPING MY FRIDGE FULLY STOCKED."
— Scott Wampler™ (@ScottWamplerBMD) January 16, 2020
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I JUST GOT IMPEACHED FOR MAKING A PERFECT PHONE CALL! pic.twitter.com/Yn2LFJoafQ
— Stephanie Cooke (@hellocookie) January 16, 2020
9.
ASK ME HOW! 1-800-IMPEACH! https://t.co/HzRP1R9jD7
— david cross (@davidcrosss) January 17, 2020
