Trump addressed the MAGA faithful with a rant about dishwashers – 11 sparkling takedowns
Wednesday saw the historic moment when Articles of Impeachment against Donald Trump were handed over to the Senate, making him only the third president of the USA to suffer this ignominy.
BREAKING: US House has delivered articles of impeachment against President Trump to the US Senate for trial. https://t.co/xktx9Gnz5K
— MSNBC (@MSNBC) January 15, 2020
Of course, this meant that Trump, out on the campaign trail for the 2020 election, addressed the crowd with a rant about …household appliances.
President Trump: "Anybody have a new dishwasher? I'm sorry for that. I'm sorry for that, it's worthless. They give you so little water. You ever see it? Air comes out." pic.twitter.com/xwHTktPmJ8
— The Hill (@thehill) January 15, 2020
People weren’t sure what they were watching, and that made for some interesting reactions.
I'm not sure this observational comedy bit really flies. https://t.co/zaQuk3QDP1
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) January 15, 2020
declaring war on a dishwasher to own the libs pic.twitter.com/RV1uI22F02
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) January 15, 2020
Dishwasher Salesman In Chief.
— The Secret Barrister (@BarristerSecret) January 15, 2020
I can say with complete confidence that this dude has never even seen, much less used, a dishwasher. pic.twitter.com/grw7u6dul6
— Marc Lamont Hill (@marclamonthill) January 15, 2020
The common everyday problem of having to run your dishwasher up to 10 times. This guy understands America https://t.co/NLImO8hcxL
— Jared Holt (@jaredlholt) January 15, 2020
Guys, I'm starting to think Obama turned the water off at the White House before he left and Trump hasn't figured out what's going on. https://t.co/JzOGaE2xUK
— Thor Benson (@thor_benson) January 15, 2020
— NoelCaslerComedy (@CaslerNoel) January 15, 2020
And have you tried airplane food? Ho boy! And why are there so many coffee flavours? https://t.co/quVBptwfkw
— Ian Ford (@ij_ford) January 15, 2020
I love it when the President proves he doesn't have primary progressive aphasia by going fucking hard on every household appliance he can think of https://t.co/eL4qLykqoo
— increasingly abstruse as a coping mechanism (@PatBlanchfield) January 15, 2020
Donald, are you still eating the Tide pods instead of putting them in your dishwasher? https://t.co/vY0zmNTf3Y
— We Are Atheism (@we_are_atheism) January 15, 2020
This is a parody, right? I'm not saying this to snark. I genuinely cannot conceive of a president making this kind of speech. It's Cassetteboy, surely? https://t.co/bpdbYxv0zi
— Hello Gillian (@mippy) January 15, 2020
The clip clearly made the heart of Michael Spicer sink, because he tweeted this:
Please don't make me do one about the dishwasher speech.
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) January 15, 2020