“Managed to make a nice profit in the group chat today”

Fantastic work @Michael1979 , what will you spend your profits on?

— Chris (@sovietsong83) 13 January 2020

Hoping to acquire a nice new blue bucket. Would be very handy.

— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) 13 January 2020

Hi Michael could you get me into that Buy and Sell WhatsApp group? I think I could make a killing. I’ll spit the profits with you. 1/9th for you. pic.twitter.com/wwpQj9XUbo

— Avery Heart 🌲 (@averyheartgirl) 13 January 2020

This is a long shot, I know, but would you be interested in selling me those buckets for a princely sum of €1.03?

— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) 13 January 2020

Wow, a princely offer so quickly? €1.03 each? I’d consider that!

— Avery Heart 🌲 (@averyheartgirl) 13 January 2020

Might have to wait until Pocket Money Day to get my hands on multiples of €1.03

— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) 13 January 2020

There was also this highly sensitive message.

[DM to Michael: Sir M, I'm really sorry to burst your bubble, but that's not a blue bucket. It's a blue waste paper bin. I've DM'd you so I don't undermine you in front of your trillions of followers]

— Pam (@hadenoughnow) 13 January 2020

Thank you for your sensitivity, Pam. This would be my greatest humiliation if anyone else were to hear about this faux pas

— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) 13 January 2020

Thank goodness nobody will ever find out.

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