Gwyneth Paltrow as candles – with names Yankee would never sanction (NSFW)
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Here are a couple of well-earned plaudits.
Hahahaha, however many people view this thread, it won't possibly be enough! https://t.co/5XdORTpiZU
— Sherri Puchalsky (@JohannasGarden) January 14, 2020
This thread is life-affirming.
— KK | 🇨🇦 | She/Her (@K_Fortunately) 12 January 2020
We just hope Miss Paltrow doesn’t get wind of the pony farts one, or it’ll be on Goop by Friday.
