“What’s the biggest problem you have with your name?” Our 16 favourite responses
The fucking Kaiser Chiefs https://t.co/7l2Aub242Y
— Ruby (@RubyFShore) January 12, 2020
Everyone thinking I'm a BDSM reviewer 😅 https://t.co/kUWZS3NC3F
— Dom Noble (@Dominic__Noble) January 11, 2020
Feel this. James, not Jim… but there are those who refuse to say James, “can I call you Jim?” “I go by James” “ ok Jim” guess I’m Jim in this conversation, perhaps I should make up a name for them… 😈
— James Petrillo (@petrillo_author) 9 January 2020
I have to clarify that i'm named after an Egyptian goddess and not a terrorist organization every time i meet someone new💀 https://t.co/V2EpNEAJfI
— isiswiththeforehead🇷🇼 (@izeeeees) January 12, 2020
Hi I'm Florian Bieber.
Just like Justin?
I bet no one told you before!
— Florian Bieber (@fbieber) January 12, 2020
So am I, that means one of us is lying.
— Matt Parker (@abarthmatt500) 10 January 2020
You should ask my mum, Sue https://t.co/dn0Dq8dxlQ
— Amatey Doku (@AmateyDoku) January 11, 2020
"You're Forrest? Haha, Run Forrest, run!"
please shut the fuck up I've heard that ever since i was old enough to comprehend english https://t.co/rHfIHRTbiH
— yüng $crotum (@forrestkeaton) January 13, 2020
Journalist Ian Dunt shares his problem with former Foreign Secretary, Jeremy Hunt, though we can’t imagine people capitalise on it anywhere near as often as they do with the MP.
It sounds like cunt. https://t.co/otqYrzpCUs
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) January 10, 2020
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