People got in a flap over Gwyneth Paltrow’s “vagina-scented” candle – the 18 funniest reactions
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Gwyneth Paltrow came out with a $75 candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina.”
So what do you guys think it smells like? I’m going with kale and turtle water. 👌🏻
— Mindy Robinson 🇺🇸 (@iheartmindy) January 12, 2020
12.
Anything Gwyneth Paltrow can do. pic.twitter.com/0w4TMByzg2
— Skillsmcgill (@skillsmcgill) January 11, 2020
13.
Finally, a light at the end of the tunnel. https://t.co/sZDGLgniF2
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) January 10, 2020
14.
[You're at Gwyneth Paltrow's house and the power goes out]
NO. DEAR GOD, NO!
— Benny 'Captain Blood' Rollins (@citizenkawala) January 12, 2020
15.
i have decided to walk into the sea and sever all internet cables with my bare hands https://t.co/su4W9vUCma
— Chris Boyd 🇬🇧🇵🇭 (@paperghost) January 10, 2020
16.
Oh good, now we can light a bunch of Gwyneth Paltrow snatch candles and make our homes smell like low tide down at the docks.
— Leggy Pain 🇨🇦 (@coffeeandvinyl1) January 11, 2020
17.
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not a single person on the entire planet:
Gwyneth Paltrow: what we really need is a candle that smells like pussy
— SueCorvette🇨🇦 (@suecorvette) January 12, 2020
18.
We’re not even 2 weeks into 2020 and
Australia is on fire
WWIII almost happened
Gwyneth Paltrow made a vagina candleThis is absolutely a simulation
— Emily Duncan (@em_dunc) January 12, 2020
Most people will only admit to being on the same page as this person – BUT THE CANDLE SOLD OUT. Just saying.
I don't want to smell Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina.
— Marsha Warfield (@MarshaWarfield) January 12, 2020
In a more promising vein, Gwyneth’s candle inspired the very funny Joe Heenan to come up with these ideas.
Gwyneth Paltrow has inspired me to release my own range of candles.
Only £60 each pic.twitter.com/bXMKx4Sd4b— joe heenan (@joeheenan) 12 January 2020
If he undercuts her by $20, it’s game over for Goop.
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