People got in a flap over Gwyneth Paltrow’s “vagina-scented” candle – the 18 funniest reactions
Because it’s not become apparent that 2020 is destined to be the most ridiculous year on record, the latest product on Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop site is a candle that allegedly smells like her vagina. To make matters worse, it costs $75 and it sold out as soon as the news broke.
Twitter reacted as you’d expect.
I hear Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina candle, burns for 48 hours, just like a yeast infection- hahahahaha
— Jenny Eclair (@jennyeclair) January 12, 2020
God: It’s time to start the apocalypse.
Angel: But people are basically good. Give them a chance!
God: Gwyneth Paltrow just released a vagina-scented candle.
Angel: Never mind, go ahead.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) January 12, 2020
So Gwyneth Paltrow’s $75 fanjita-smelling candles sell out in minutes, but I make one smegma tealight as a gift and my mother-in-law goes radge?!
— MC (@mockchopped) January 12, 2020
I bet Yankee Candle are shitting themselves.
Which will, coincidentally, be Gwyneth’s next scented candle. pic.twitter.com/1c5bncC97J
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) January 11, 2020
*brings cake out*
🎶Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you🎶
"Daddy, what's that smell?"
"Nothing, just hurry up & make a wish" pic.twitter.com/ppiEKOKKNL
— joe heenan (@joeheenan) January 11, 2020
as long as it keeps bees away from my picnic https://t.co/KaMx8t4VTL
— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) January 11, 2020
I’m holding out for the breath mint. https://t.co/WWebcap3Sr
— Curtis Stigers (@curtisstigers) January 11, 2020
Just pre-orderd Gwyneth Paltrow's Under Boob Sweat Potpourri.
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) January 11, 2020
whatever, come back to me when she starts selling vaginas that smell like candles.
— chris o'dowd (@BigBoyler) 11 January 2020
Male customers are already reporting they can’t find the wick. https://t.co/ewbDK16XLP
— new year new meme (@SamGrittner) January 11, 2020