This headline about Communist dolphins is unlikely to be bettered this year
We know it’s early days, but we’re reasonably sure that this story from @Militarydotcom is going to be a strong contender for ‘Headline of the Year’ by December.
Iran May Have a Fleet of Communist Killer Dolphins https://t.co/mwGJcMuoaZ
— Military.com (@Militarydotcom) January 9, 2020
A headline like that was never going to pass through Twitter unscathed, and we loved these five reactions.
1.
Meanwhile the Russians.
Peace Was Never an Option. https://t.co/sW6vgoP2GA pic.twitter.com/p9Xiwykppy— Enrique ⏳ | ✯ (@Garou_Hidalgo) January 10, 2020
2.
Critical support for our dolphin comrades. https://t.co/9sOWorXMnJ
— Anarchopac (@anarchopac) January 10, 2020
3.
I want it on record that MY killer dolphin fleet accepts only pro free trade social democrats. https://t.co/CKsRkViakD
— Dmitry Grozoubinski (@DmitryOpines) January 11, 2020
4.
Theyre actually anarcho-syndaclist dolphins, but the confusion is understandable
— funko pope (@D_A_Clarke) 10 January 2020
5.
They'll never defeat my horde of neoliberal amphibious attack rabbits https://t.co/ZhnLPNqddM
— Noah Smith (@Noahpinion) January 10, 2020
A couple of people shared these excellent images.
— (@HajjiAndreas) 10 January 2020
— brooo (@alexalco_) 10 January 2020
I, for one, welcome our Communist dolphin overlords.
