Dominic Cummings nearly bared his arse to the world – the only 5 cheeky takedowns you need
It’s what’s on the inside that matters, so we’d never say that the way someone dresses is a mark of their ability to work as an unelected bureaucrat with a suspiciously broad remit, but this clip of Dominic Cummings raises some questions.
State of Cummings. pic.twitter.com/831wKJNXw8
— Rick F. (@theboz_boz) January 6, 2020
Has he not heard of reusable cups?
What’s the point of having a belt if you’re going to let your trousers fly at half mast?
These five reactions say it more eloquently than we could.
Can't believe we got outmaneuvered twice by a man who's barely mastered keeping his anus on the inside of his trousershttps://t.co/E9hciVrV8j
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) January 6, 2020
Attention seeking takes many forms https://t.co/a09nsArIra
— ALASTAIR CAMPBELL (@campbellclaret) January 6, 2020
Can you imagine a woman dressing like this and not being ripped off by the Daily Mail? https://t.co/rMCsHyN0UZ
— Catio Miles 🕷🌎 🕯 (@CatioMiles) January 6, 2020
“I want people who are much brighter than me who can work in an extreme environment. (One of you will have to tuck my clothes in every day to stop my arse hanging out.) It will be exhausting but interesting.” https://t.co/IlFWobF3KI
— Count Binface (@CountBinface) January 6, 2020
— Jessica Simor QC (@JMPSimor) January 6, 2020
Liverpool Echo Political Editor Liam Thorp may have hit on the real reason.
Actual footage of me heading to Lark Lane Co-op after a night that ended at The Raz https://t.co/Jn3ovPLKgt
— Liam Thorp (@LiamThorpECHO) January 6, 2020
Perhaps not; we can’t quite imagine Cummings doing something as harmless as socialising.