This improvement to shoes could be revolutionary – or not
The creative genius that is Sir Michael has been thinking about how to improve shoes, and we think he’s absolutely nailed it.
Everyone's been asking me how I would improve shoes. Here is my answer: pic.twitter.com/s346MVpU6r
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) 5 January 2020
We’re sure that’s going to catch on. We only hope nobody steals Michael’s idea and robs him of the millions he’ll surely make from the patent.
A few people were inspired by the single shoe, and had their own ideas.
Can we get a full body shoe in order to offer more protection from predators?
— Forgot it's CJ now (@_CasimirSweater) 5 January 2020
This is an ingenious idea and I would like you to come on board as my business partner. Please quit your current job immediately because you start tomorrow.
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) 5 January 2020
Improve socks, merge two in one and solve the problem of single socks in the washing machine #winwin
— I'm Joe Totale (@barmy73) 5 January 2020
I can tell you are a footwear innovator, just like me, and I respect that.
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) 5 January 2020
There was a side effect of the big shoe that even Sir Michael hadn’t considered.
It could also bring about world peace. People wouldn’t be able to move/run/walk toward their enemies so would have to settle for shouting at each other from a distance instead. Eventually, they’d get hoarse and just decide to be friends.
— Paula C (@PaulaE_Cummings) 5 January 2020
I LOVE it when I accidentally bring about world peace!
— Sir Michael (@Michael1979) 5 January 2020
It’s never been more timely.
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