Well, it looks like the Mafia has gone into the fortune cookie business

The messages in fortune cookies are generally as trustworthy as the ones from the machines at the fairground or the manifesto of a party trying to get elected, but they tend to be somewhat harmless – unlike the manifestos.

However, this one has either lost something in translation, or the cookie-fortune copywriter moonlights as a gangster.

Let’s hope they don’t break into the cracker-joke market.

Why did the reindeer cross the road?

Because someone was chasing him with a submachine gun.

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