Simply the best comeback you’ll see to criticism of a full English
The UK has a curious attitude to patriotism as it’s quite capable of ripping its own failings to pieces and is more likely to try and declare smaller regions autonomous – try googling “Scouse not English” for a start.
However, never let it be said that Brits will allow Americans to say anything against the humble full English breakfast.
British people be eating this on purpose. No wonder they lost the revolutionary war pic.twitter.com/8Q59DUGzah
— Bria Celest (@55mmbae) December 29, 2019
Professional holidaymaker, Bria Celest’s odd historical take received quite a backlash, with responses like these standing out.
Donald trump is your president shut up. https://t.co/gdtXfiFWff
— Benny James (@Beno_ldn) January 1, 2020
defending the honour of a full english is the closest ill get to 'progressive patriotism' https://t.co/b28LlO4uX0
— Neal (@nealvinay) December 31, 2019
Americans are mad because it’s impossible to deep fry beans https://t.co/STZ8jdkkQv
— MC (@Mandac5) January 1, 2020
Maybe if your bread wasn't made of sugar you'd have won in 'Nam https://t.co/jXN1RrAhx8
— Tosh (@AlfredToshLines) January 1, 2020
But for the sheer level of sucker punch it packs, this comeback from @Glitterbeard_ can’t be beaten.
Your country has spray-on cheese https://t.co/CNivNnU7fh
— Rob (@Glitterbeard_) December 31, 2019
We’re all laughing now, but wait until the post-Brexit trade deal makes spray-on cheese the only affordable option.
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Warning: this fried cheese cube recipe will clog your arteries just by watching it
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