Some men think eating a vegan burger will turn them into women – our 12 favourite comments
We’ve seen a rise in outspoken anti-vaxxers, the flat-Earth conspiracy refuses to crawl off and die, and now there are men who think eating burgers that contain phytoestrogen – a naturally occurring substance in plants – will change their sex.
Funny tweeter Wild Geerters took a screengrab of this odd tweet before its author locked down his account.
There are people that are terrified that eating a vegan burger will turn them into a woman pic.twitter.com/WW3GADheSZ
— Wild Geerters (@classiclib3ral) 28 December 2019
Wild’s post has been shared more than 7000 times in the last few days, and it’s gathered some very funny reactions, like these.
1.
*takes one bite*
*single C-cup boob pops into place with an audible POINK sound*
*raises eyebrow*
*tentatively takes second, smaller bite*
*A-cup boob appears on the other side*
*takes a third, larger bite*
*third boob sprouts in middle of forehead*
*escorted out of McDonalds* https://t.co/NZhF566d4c— Tailsteak📎 (@tailsteak) December 29, 2019
2.
Believe me, honey, if it worked that way I'd be devouring these motherfuckers nonstop https://t.co/ZmqutD0ZDg
— Strype 🏳️⚧️ (@StrypeisonFire) December 28, 2019
3.
Broke: Nothing you could ever do will make you female
Woke: Eating this plant burger will make you female https://t.co/P1mz8yzge3
— Katelyn Burns (@transscribe) December 28, 2019
4.
"44 mg of estrogen" doesn't even make sense as a claim because "estrogen" is not a single chemical compound, it's a class.
imagine someone offering to sell you a burger for "100 money". same energy https://t.co/kLWBh7X2iW— whitequark (@whitequark) December 29, 2019
5.
i hate my awful soy vagina (additionally I miss my beef penis) https://t.co/jdekaWzngv
— Big Joel (@biggestjoel) December 29, 2019
6.
HRT stands for Hamburger Replacement Therapy https://t.co/99a1ksmSul
— taber (@taber) December 29, 2019
7.
Lmfao!!!
Act 1: Sex is immutable characteristic embedded in raw chromosomal data
Act 2: I just ate a vegan burger and I grew tits and turned into a chick. https://t.co/fRWz3Mm93s
— dr gwenllian 🏴🇺🇸🇷🇺🔎📚 (@dr_gwenllian) December 29, 2019
