“Thousands of ‘penis fish’ wash onto California beach” – 9 funny reactions (NSFW)
A storm in the area left thousands of innkeeper worms washed up on Drakes Beach in California, according to a report in the New York Post, and the large worms’ phallic appearance has caused much hilarity online.
Dubbed “penis fish”, the worms are a delicacy in Eastern Asia, but merely an opportunity to make dick jokes for the rest of us.
— New York Post (@nypost) December 12, 2019
Here’s what people have been saying about the phenomenon.
when you tweet an opinion about Star Wars https://t.co/jNnyX03MHY
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) December 12, 2019
My mentions every time I tweet about feminism https://t.co/PH5cbHmw8i
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) December 13, 2019
Angel: Fuck, I'm outta here. https://t.co/k7KJMf3NJr
— Pradhono Surya (@prdn23) December 13, 2019
I guess I’m going to the beach. https://t.co/1gf4PYSbhi
— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) December 13, 2019
So that’s where the thousands of dicks that have fallen off because a woman wrote words on the Internet went! https://t.co/Yes4m3I5LG
— “Celia” (@_celia_bedelia_) December 13, 2019
The patriarchy is real
— Dylan Gwinn (@themightygwinn) 12 December 2019
It’s Raining Men! Hallelujah! https://t.co/MWbgL33Jx1
— Grey DeLisle-Griffin (@GreyDeLisle) December 13, 2019
It’s the dickopalypse https://t.co/LJzkUL3rOq
— Clark Gregg (@clarkgregg) December 13, 2019
More proof that God created Man first. Have you ever seen a vagina in the wild? No! https://t.co/dsE6LnZ7m1
— Baker (@meidoonline) December 13, 2019
Guardian writer Marina Hyde brought it bang up to date.
And also in the UK Parliament https://t.co/gpC4W3N50G
— Marina Hyde (@MarinaHyde) December 13, 2019
Got a little bit political for a moment.