‘Tis the season to enjoy Advent jokes – and here are 16 of the best
We’re halfway through Advent and, let’s be honest, three-quarters through our Advent calendars, if not more. Over on Twitter, people have been getting into the spirit of the season by *checks notes* massively taking the piss.
Here are our favourite jokes so far.
For a change, I got a Dadvent calendar this year. Just opened the first window and it said "shut that before it messes with the thermostat".
— Jason (@NickMotown) December 1, 2019
I’ve just opened the last window on my Premature Ejaculator’s Support Group Advent Calendar.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) December 1, 2019
Create a life-sized Advent calendar this Christmas by knocking on a different door each day and asking for chocolate.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) December 1, 2019
This years Dadvent calendar has arrived. pic.twitter.com/6EcuNRn8Mu
— SadFaceOtter (@SadFaceOtter) December 1, 2019
a calendar that gives you a talking horse every day for 25 days before Christmas: Edvent
— Jolly Old St. Guy Incognito (@ShutUpThatsWho) December 4, 2019
This is just the absolute worst advent calendar I’ve ever gotten pic.twitter.com/XTSFI5u1fr
— maybe: clare (@clur19) December 4, 2019
A man in a van just shouted “you’re only supposed to eat one a day!” at me as I brazenly walked by opening and eating every day of my Maltesars advent calendar. And I will. I will eat one advent calendar a day.
— Secondsupereon (@Secondsupereon) December 1, 2019
Every day, you open the next door on the advent calendar, thinking "it can't possibly be ANOTHER boxing glove that pops out and punches me in the dick".
Every day, you are wrong.
— Ray Apparel (@SirEviscerate) December 6, 2019