“Matt Hancock being totally normal with a woman” the only 5 funny reactions you need
In some ways, we’d miss Matt Hancock if he were to lose his seat in the general election, as the hapless Health Secretary is a one-man content generator with his sheer ineptness and Partridge-like behaviour.
We’ve seen “early-morning over-enthusiastic Hancock”, we’ve laughed at “struggling to explain policy Hancock”, and we’ve even marvelled at “trying to spin the PM being a sociopath with no empathy for a sick child Hancock”. This, however, is a whole new Hancock, and it’s pretty special.
Matt Hancock being totally normal with a woman. pic.twitter.com/REmT3d4we5
— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) December 11, 2019
We don’t know how many votes that’s going to pull in for Wendy Maisey, if any. Did nobody show him what that looked like before he okayed it to be posted to the internet? These five reactions captured the mood.
what i don't understand is why nobody behind the camera is like "Matt, mate, can you back up a bit? you look like a man who stands outside the women's toilets in Tiger Tiger" https://t.co/g1YFNrXPTt
— Sam Diss (@SamDiss) December 11, 2019
It feels like any moment he's going to start crouching and rubbing his upper thighs like Vic Reeves used to in Shooting Stars. https://t.co/AIy2b3WvfL
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) December 11, 2019
One explanation for this is Matt Hancock is getting the hang of charades, and he's trying to act out "a sex offender who got three years for sniffing womens hair, geared off his tits, on his first 5 minutes out on parole" https://t.co/RD5Ap3zIAv
— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) December 11, 2019
Matt with his "I've only attended all boys schools and Buffy Frobisher has fixed me up with his sister" look. https://t.co/boAgF9tFTM
— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) December 11, 2019
"Oh God. I'm standing next to a woman. This is amazing. I can smell her and everything." https://t.co/X3EOarFvg1
— Rob Manuel – follow @fesshole (@robmanuel) December 11, 2019
Dr Philip Lee asked a question to which we’re pretty sure we don’t want to know the answer.
Has he got a, you know? Is he "standing to attention"?
— Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) 11 December 2019
LA LA LA LA, we’re not listening!
Source SoozUK Image Wendy Maisey
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