Simply 11 funny things people said about this picture of Boris Johnson and pals hitting the phones
Here’s Boris Johnson and pals hitting the phones to drum up a bit of extra support before Election Day.
There’s chancellor Sajid Javid, Michael Gove and the other one all joining Johnson in using their famous charm and skills of persuasion to earn another vote or two (at least, we think that’s what they’re up to).
And if you’re thinking it was a picture crying out for a caption, you’re quite right. Here are 6 favourites.
1.
"Hello. We understand that you are about to be in an accident that is not your fault." pic.twitter.com/Gpyl1gJKxE
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) 8 December 2019
2.
It wasn’t the best day to call The Samaritans
— Mike Cox (@Coxm65) 9 December 2019
3.
"Thanks for calling Dial-A-Cunt.
How can I help?" pic.twitter.com/mFQy2HDGqP— joe heenan (@joeheenan) December 8, 2019
4.
“Even if you do keep up repayments on your mortgage, your home will still be at risk. From us”
— Steve (@sjdavey) 9 December 2019
5.
Local horny old men are waiting to tell you how they're going to fuck you for five years or more. Dial 0800-Dirty-Bastard to hear how. pic.twitter.com/3izMLHd73r
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) December 8, 2019
6.
"Hello 999, we don't care." "Hello 999, we don't care." "Hello 999, we— pic.twitter.com/EZYnyi3KC5
— Jeffw (@Jeffwni) 8 December 2019
7.
“Have you seen this shocking picture of a 4yr old boy on a hospital floor Boris?”
“Not now Sajid, two more lemmings and I’ve finished this level”.
— Mike Holden (@MikeHolden42) 9 December 2019
8.
“Hello, you’ve dialled 811 8055. You want a cassette of Grease in exchange for a poster of The Bee Gees?” pic.twitter.com/OUO6SqnsFI
— Harry Flowers (@HrryFlwrs) 8 December 2019
9.
Can you say the 1st and 3rd digits of your security pin
Sorry that's the 2nd and 4th pic.twitter.com/fhEvKTJfCE
— Trudolph (@Trudski2012) 8 December 2019
10.
Hello Boris Potential Spawn Helpline! How can we pretend to not know you? pic.twitter.com/aIQbYQEmEh
— Tiffany Stevenson (@tiffstevenson) 9 December 2019
11.
"Hello, emergency services. Do you require police, fire or ambulance? Tough luck, we closed them all" pic.twitter.com/Zm1NVhdzKC
— Enough Of That Now (@AndyGilder) 8 December 2019
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