These 22 bad puns are frankly so terrible they’re kind of brilliant
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24hrs, so they just called it a day.
i lost my mood ring and i don’t know how to feel about it.
My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me so I simply asked him to leave me a loan
A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.
In Star Wars there are so many Skywalkers, but there’s Only One Kenobi.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What do you do when you are cold? Stay in the corner, it’s about 90 degrees there.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.
I think every morning I am going to make pancakes,but I keep waffling.
Just to prove that the best bad puns are dad puns, here’s a perfect example.
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