These 22 bad puns are frankly so terrible they’re kind of brilliant

Thanks to the very helpful lot over at Bored Panda, we’re now a little too familiar with a website called and you can probably guess what it’s about. These puns came straight from that website, and yes – they’re bad.


What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback


Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side


Shout out to the people that don’t know what the opposite of in is!


My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much, what a stupid thing to Fallout 4


I saw a girl today who had 12 nipples. Sounds crazy, dozen tit?


I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body


I got some shoes from my drug dealer recently, I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.


I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.


I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don’t know y.


My friend and I are going to ride our bikes to a house party because I don’t think we could handle bars.


My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.