16 of the worst excuses anyone’s ever given for cheating
There’s no acceptable excuse for cheating, but some are definitely worse than others, and a whole load of people shared their awful anecdotes after reading this tweet from @that1mum.
What’s the funniest excuse for cheating someone has given you? I’ll go. My ex told me he cheated on me because I had a driving phobia.
— tess (@that1mum) 4 December 2019
There’s. No. Logic.
Anyway, we thought these other reasons were so terrible you really needed to read them.
he said my head was "too small" in comparison to his and he was worried that he'd always have to stand behind me in pictures???
— celine (@fl0werchildren) 4 December 2019
Caught my ex sending dick pics and when I confronted him he told me he and his homies were comparing each other’s dicks https://t.co/FrtQm7Ascv
— maria bonita (@gnarlyria) December 5, 2019
my ex told me he was sex deprived and scientifically that justified him sleeping around
— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) 4 December 2019
The other girl bought him a Jimmy Johns sandwich so he had to pay her back somehow ♀️
— katherine (@Kat_Dombroski) 4 December 2019
My ex cheated on me because he didn’t know if we were still dating after I didn’t text him for 10 hours because I was sleeping https://t.co/lbM9J1RnVf
— Lexi ☼ (@amanwarren98) 5 December 2019
he cheated because he thought i needed the trauma for my character development… this is not a joke he was a poet/writer
— (@B1TCHj) 5 December 2019
He superliked my bff on tinder (didn’t know she was my friend) and messaged her. Then when I confronted him he said someone hacked him. It was updated to his current location & bio was current. I said how did that happen? Response – “I don’t know how these hackers work Marissa!”
— mar (@xxhappycamper) 4 December 2019
My ex told me he needed to “focus on his job.” I walked in on him cheating on me with his coworker https://t.co/Zc6jveOoLQ
— Brooke Dillow (@brookedillow) December 5, 2019
he said he took too many Advil’s and didn’t know what he was doing https://t.co/4bLlrnQNXP
— Lauryn (@lmendelsberg) December 5, 2019
I had an ex literally tell me God was telling him to cheat and that it was his destiny to do it.
— christina (@chrismayf) 4 December 2019
One of the many times my ex cheated on me, he told me "she has the same name as you, I thought it would be a funny story to tell you later on" it was indeed NOT a funny story.
— typh (@tiffanigypsy) 4 December 2019
"you are too easy to love" and it scared him…I still don't understand lol.
— (@_miniracer) 4 December 2019
My ex told me he sent a dick pic to his ex gf on accident bc he was having a seizure https://t.co/tEJZHyDtpp
— Mkay (@___MichaelaA__) December 5, 2019
My ex told me he had to because it was cold out and I was 45 minutes away
— cameron pellegrino (@camrosep4) 4 December 2019
I was very sick in bed in the other room, he invited a touring band over to stay the night, he came to check on me twice, told me this girl had a bf and to chill out, then I walked in on them in my own house. she didn't have a bf and clearly it didn't matter anyway.
— regina (@_______odd) 4 December 2019
“It was a birthday present so it doesn’t count”
— Ryan Ⓥ (@SarahRyanHolzer) 4 December 2019
Finally, someone named @mckeniedenisee had this totally understandable reaction to the thread.
the replies to this are fucking astonishing, I am making the public decision to be single for the rest of my life thank you for understanding https://t.co/DD2kBTvOvA
— mama (@mckenziedenisee) December 5, 2019