The Tories shared Boris Johnson’s oven-ready deal – 12 one-star reviews

After Boris Johnson described his Brexit deal as “oven-ready”, then continued to hammer the metaphor far beyond its shelf life, the Conservatives decided it would be terrific bants to post a picture of it – because that’s where we are now.

⏲ Ding! Our Brexit deal is ready.#VoteConservative pic.twitter.com/1FXZuwxc9H

— Conservatives (@Conservatives) December 3, 2019

Clearly, they were never going to get away with that, and these were the very best reactions.

1.

You mean like a microwave meal it is misleadingly packaged, poorly presented, lacks substance, burns you while sometimes leaving you feel cold, and you can't live on it? Then yes it is just like your #Brexit deal! https://t.co/TlqWv2pK1r

— Aodhán Michael Connolly (@MichaelAodhan) December 3, 2019

2.

Cooking instructions:

Cook on a high heat for 10 years (British ambassador's estimate of time required to do a trade deal).

Unfortunately we only have 9 months.

Which means this oven-ready concoction will be fatal to Britain if they force us to eat it. https://t.co/NBwJht7INK

— Russ (@RussInCheshire) December 3, 2019

3.

It's a mechanically-recovered meat meal for embittered divorced dads. https://t.co/0JdN1Pi1vi

— barney farmer (@barneyfarmer) December 3, 2019

4.

The fact the Conservatives want to stick an oven ready-meal in the microwave shows how much thought has gone into their Brexit deal.

It's half baked, and comes with some sickening side-effects. #StopBoris, #StopBrexit https://t.co/7iWALxrhVC

— Tom Brake 🔶 (@thomasbrake) December 3, 2019

5.

Ding! Our Brexit deal is ready. https://t.co/KopEeugIYB pic.twitter.com/MZInKcsbtC

— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) December 3, 2019

6.

Most oven ready meals are lacking in important ingredients, don't look anywhere near as good as they do on the box and mostly make you realise that you've spent more money than you wanted to on something that was ultimately unsatisfying and disappointing. https://t.co/3xLX5XFVKH

— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) December 3, 2019