Simply 9 funny things you could say both in Starbucks and during sex
People are sharing things you can say both in Starbucks and during sex after @Elijah_Gavri asked this on Twitter.
What’s something you say in a Starbucks and that you can also say during sex? pic.twitter.com/eQ4ewvzeQd
— ELIJAH (@Elijah_Gavri) December 2, 2019
And the responses came thick and fast. We’ve read them so you don’t have to – here are our 9 favourites.
1.
“…That’s not my name.”
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) December 3, 2019
2.
Sir i asked for an extra large, and you brought me a small.
— нαdαѕѕαн coнeɴ (@chaoticenergy__) December 2, 2019
3.
Here comes that extra shot you ordered
I hate myself
— ellie (@political_ellie) December 2, 2019
4.
What's the Wifi password?
— No Lightskinned Macaroni (@realfacade1) December 3, 2019
5.
I shouldnt have gotten such a big one. I’ll be up all night.
— lisa (@JLisaJay) December 3, 2019
6.
“How much longer will you be?”
— Miranda Yaver (@mirandayaver) December 3, 2019
7.
I said no whip.
— Marc Brown (@abc7marc) December 3, 2019
8.
"This is really hot. Could you put a protective sleeve on it first, please"
— Jason Millward (@dramagical) December 3, 2019
9.
“Why are we in this Starbucks”
— Drew Holden (@DrewHolden360) December 2, 2019
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