Our 25 favourite funniest things of the week
13.
“Can we we come in? We’ve been awake since February.” pic.twitter.com/bB4PCkZNLU
— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) November 27, 2019
14.
News of the #Uber ban has just reached Shoreditch. pic.twitter.com/H2c1sP1eFn
— Chuck Thomas (@chuckthomasuk) November 25, 2019
15.
Interviewer: I’m looking for someone who can write code
Me: *typing* c
Interviewer: go on you can do it
Me: *excitedly* o
Interviewer: *standing on chair* yes YES
Me: a
Interviewer: get the fuck out of my office
— clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) November 27, 2019
16.
if i walk into a girls house and she got like 50 plants i know shes a keeper because she already takes care of a bunch of useless fucks whats one more
— mr whelming (@ZOverwhelming) November 27, 2019
17.
Humming along to a classical tune and feeling smug that all the young people think I'm sophisticated when actually it was a Nokia ringtone in the 90s
— Holly Brockwell (@holly) November 27, 2019
18.
Me: do you think he called himself T.S. Eliot so nobody would notice that T. Eliot is toilet backwards?
Librarian: stop talking
— Dropped Mike (@rebrafsim) November 27, 2019
19.
The cat at 6:28 am vs 8:25 am pic.twitter.com/1y3e3DIPr1
— Ray (@spacedog17) November 27, 2019
20.
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) November 28, 2019
21.
me: so the movie is about a guy who gets framed for murder
exec: uh huh
me: he hires a private detective cos he suspects his super hot wife did it
exec: anything else?
me: his wife’s human
exec: of course
me:
exec:
me: he’s a rabbit
exec: I LOVE IT
— Funk doctor (@FU_TangClan) November 28, 2019
22.
-look mummy, that lady is trying to give that man a piggyback behind the tree.
– i haven’t given your dad a piggyback in a very very long time… pic.twitter.com/dbsj5pJfeB— forest fr1ends (@forest_fr1ends) November 28, 2019
23.
Your American TV Medical Drama name is your first name followed by your surname then MD.
— Guy Pratt 🇪🇺🕷 (@guypratt) November 28, 2019
24.
Sorry I’m late, I was waiting for some brown rice to cook since August
— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@craiguito) November 28, 2019
25.
A profoundly cursed headline pic.twitter.com/j9csYqAbsv
— Laura Snapes (@laurasnapes) November 29, 2019