Weird World

12 cheeky reactions to the new fad of “perineum sunning”

Oonagh Keating. Updated November 28th, 2019

As if people haven’t got enough to worry about with the onslaught of climate change, increasingly unstable global politics and the very real prospect of a Mrs Brown’s Boys Christmas special, they now have an outside chance of happening upon unexpected arseholes when out walking. Literal arseholes, too, not just people who leave litter all over the place or insist on bringing a guitar to the park.

According to the New York Post, enthusiasts insist that 30 seconds of sunshine on the anus is like a whole day of sunshine on the rest of the body, which is great if you need extra vitamin D, but not brilliant for whoever you’re expecting to apply the factor 50.

It was far too much of an open goal for Twitter to pass up.

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