One Brexiter’s support for Boris Johnson was quite simply taking the pee
We all understand how strong the divisions are between Leavers and Remainers, but we can’t help thinking that one prominent Brexiter’s determination to leave the EU might have gone a little too far. Take a look at how strongly he supports Boris Johnson.
Boris Johnson could urinate through my mam’s letterbox and I’d still vote for him. It’s so important that we get Brexit done, deliver on that solemn promise, avoid going the same way as Venezuela and selling our armed forces for tea in No 10 with some of our most fervent enemies.
— Darren Grimes (@darrengrimes_) November 25, 2019
There’s obviously a bit of Corbyn fear there, too, but we sincerely hope his mother’s hall carpets are never put to the test. These were our favorites of the many scathing reactions.
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If a dick appeared through the letterbox I’d probably call the police rather than attempt to vote for whoever is essentially banging my mum’s house but you do you I guess
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 25, 2019
2.
How about if he did a shit in her kettle, Darren? https://t.co/HRVmcgflSV
— David Whitley (@mrdavidwhitley) November 25, 2019
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Hush, Darren. Adults are trying to think. https://t.co/AoR7om97qe
— Davey Six-Toes (@HutchinsonDave) November 25, 2019
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when I said British people who vote Tory love gargling piss, I meant it as a metaphor. However, https://t.co/dLPkZkQWZ8
— Nate Bethea (@inthesedeserts) November 25, 2019
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There is nothing like the love of a devoted Son. https://t.co/ecJ5KjT69B
— James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) November 25, 2019
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— Alan White (@aljwhite) November 25, 2019
One tweeter was reminded of the political comedy, The Thick of It …
Have you ever had to clean your own Prime Minister’s piss? Do you know what it’s like to get down and clean up your own Prime Minister’s piss? https://t.co/kQm0C9nZEc
— oli (@olicoulson_) November 25, 2019
Source: Darren Grimes, Twitter, Image: @brunus on Unsplash, Conservatives on YouTube, Twitter
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