The Dallas Straight Pride parade had just two marchers – the only 5 takedowns you need
In spite of their insistence that everybody except them is a snowflake, the alt-right keep on proving that they really can’t stand the mild warmth, never mind any actual heat. In the latest episode, a group of them decided that straight people are oppressed and needed to show solidarity with a Straight Pride parade. They advertised the event on Facebook, paid a princely sum to the Dallas authorities to cover road closures and security …and then this happened.
The Dallas Straight Pride Parade had 2 attendees 🤣 pic.twitter.com/JkQsSUBJQR
— Soraya (@sorayathepariah) November 16, 2019
Activist, Soraya, filled in some more details.
This was the event organized by the alt-right hate org Super Happy Fun America and an anti-LGBT group called “Protecting Our Next Generations” which shares ridiculous, hysterical lies to promote its agenda.
SHFA is claiming oppression and “bully tactics” from the “Democrat-controlled” Dallas city government for “gouging” them with fees to host their event on City Hall plaza and are threatening to sue, even though the fees are totally legal and required of ANY group wanting to host an event at the Dallas City Hall plaza.
At today’s event, the SHFA rep was surprised to learn that a trans rally was cancelled recently because they couldn’t afford the fees either.
SFHA had told the city there would be 2k people at their parade, necessitating street closures and major security, hence the fees. No one was denying them the right to speak and gather – nor us the right to protest.
The 2 SHFA organizers were hilariously outnumbered by pro-LGBT & anti-fascist protestors – and about a dozen police. Much later, they were joined by a member of the Dallas Proud Boys and a woman named Princess Vanna who claims she converted from lesbianism after finding God 🤣🙄
— Soraya (@sorayathepariah) 17 November 2019
Soraya’s tweets brought the pathetic duo into the limelight, but not for the reason they would have liked, and a certain amount of pisstaking followed.
1.
Should we tell them this makes it a date…lol https://t.co/IqntMVhdqk
— Stormy Daniels (@StormyDaniels) 18 November 2019
2.
in technical terms, it was a 'scrotum' of attendees https://t.co/lk8mhFRGSR
— Matt Oswalt (@MattOswaltVA) 18 November 2019
3.
They didn’t even get enough people to make one straight couple. Cute how they’re holding the flag together tho https://t.co/x5B0OX8UUn
— Generic Soy Milk (@EmilyGorcenski) 17 November 2019
4.
Take note ladies! These two are available AF https://t.co/8MSYJCHYgf
— Shep Rose (@ShepRose) 17 November 2019
5.
Everyone knows a real straight pride parade is between one man and one man.
— SecretMissionHat (@Popehat) 17 November 2019
Someone took a guess at their names.
Adam and Steve https://t.co/xAM7OFbVrF
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) 18 November 2019
Source: Soraya, Twitter, H/T: Indy100 Image: Soraya, Twitter
