This accidentally NSFW stained-glass window doesn’t look very biblical

Even for those not of a religious disposition, there’s a certain style to a well-designed stained-glass window, but this image shared on Twitter by Rosievix is a perfect example of how they can go horribly wrong.

What, exactly…, is Mary holding ?? 😳 pic.twitter.com/U80EFKqBaJ

— Rosievix (@Rosievix) November 17, 2019

We can only assume it’s an attempt to depict shadow, but that’s really not what it looks like. Here are a few of the reactions to the startling image.

The sausage JC forgot to offer at the last supper. https://t.co/92tMa1uSgH

— Markus (@TheMarckoguy) November 19, 2019

The second coming?

— Paul Cowland ⏩ (@PaulCowland_) November 17, 2019

The staff of life.

— Eliot (@SFromley) November 17, 2019

It seems it’s not a one-off, either.

What’s John the Baptist up to here! pic.twitter.com/YJKthp5AfO

— Will Trotman (@wjtrotman) November 18, 2019

Can’t see them mentioning that at Sunday school.

Source: Rosievix Image: Rosievix, Twitter