19 of the funniest jokes about that Prince Andrew interview
Unless you spent the weekend in solitary confinement, you’ll know that Prince Andrew’s Newsnight interview wasn’t a roaring success – apart from for the team tasked with raising the profile of Pizza Express in Woking. While a lot of people became obsessed with Prince Andrew’s sweat and his pizza habits – not a sentence I ever expected to write – there were other things on people’s minds.
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"Under 'weaknesses', you've put 'too honourable'" pic.twitter.com/HChy97ioNP
— Michael Deacon (@MichaelPDeacon) November 16, 2019
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For those of you about to catch up with the #PrinceAndrewInterview on iPlayer, ready yourself to look like THIS for an hour. pic.twitter.com/9rEfmtXIJ5
— Mitten d'Amour (@MittenDAmour) November 17, 2019
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I can imagine Prince Andrew doing an antiperspirant advert. I can imagine him doing that and everybody loving it. That's the way things are these days. I can imagine him going on Celebrity Big Brother and winning it.
— twitch.tv/Limmy (@DaftLimmy) November 17, 2019
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Prince Andrew is The Queen's favourite son. Which rather begs the question, what the fuck have the others been getting up to
— Sir Andy Murray (@mrsbiltawulf) November 16, 2019
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For anyone who says that acting is easy, may I give you Prince Andrew's interview. Although for the last few series of The Crown, a really good actor will have to play him being bad at acting acting like he is not acting, which would be very Matrix'y. Maybe Keanu could do it.
— Aisling Bea (@WeeMissBea) November 17, 2019
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Prince Andrew re: Epstein’s townhouse pic.twitter.com/PnR9Xe6S0i
— Nick Wiger (@nickwiger) November 17, 2019
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I wonder if this is the longest conversation he’s ever had to have with an intelligent woman? #PrinceAndrew
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) November 16, 2019
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So sorry to hear about Prince Andrew’s sudden heart attack next month. #PrinceAndrewInterview
— Vittanelle (@Vitt2tsnoc) November 17, 2019
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"I went to see him to tell him that I couldn't be seen seeing him. Unfortunately while I was telling him I couldn't be seen seeing him I was seen seeing him"
— Michael Deacon (@MichaelPDeacon) November 16, 2019
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Just drafting a Defence Statement for a trial:
◾️The Defendant does not recall meeting the complainant
◾️The Defendant was with the co-accused because of convenience & honour
◾️The Defendant will rely upon alibi namely Pizza Express Woking
◾️The Defendant cannot sweatNailed it
— The Secret Barrister (@BarristerSecret) November 17, 2019
