This woman’s boyfriend is driving her mad with his Italian-American obsession
Over on Reddit, there’s a subreddit for people looking for relationship advice, whereas on Twitter and Facebook, people just give that sh*t out without being invited. A now-deleted post detailed a woman’s problem with her boyfriend’s obsession with talking like an Italian-American character in a work of mob fiction. Luckily, Twitter user Boltony Corleone got a screengrab before it was pulled.
Lol italian culture be wild pic.twitter.com/mlkhdtcnhT
— boltony corleone (@AmbJohnBoIton) November 14, 2019
Let’s look at that last fact again …
“He’s NOT Italian at all.“
This might not necessarily be putting out red flags, but it’s flying green, white and red ones all over the place.
A few reactions were dubious about 29(M), but only because of his Uber review.
Giving some poor hard-working schlub a one-star Uber review is a red flag tbh
— Futility (@Futitily) November 14, 2019
I'd dump someone for giving a one star rideshare review tbh
— Chris Pinecone (@chrisisme) November 14, 2019
Most responders, however, thought he was a legend.
imagine having a partner like this and not wanting to marry them because of it https://t.co/LdkfZvAjya
— adam (@adamn0ll) November 14, 2019
This is the best shit I’ve ever read https://t.co/FIwgCMTG6K
— Dwayne Ciroc Johnson (@HawestinPowers) November 14, 2019
lmaooo I love this guy https://t.co/w0PAGbKKoe
— Cuck E. Cheese (@DeanyHutJR) November 14, 2019
omg who would get upset about this after one week. the guy's just havin some fun, get off his balottas.
— i bless the rains down in castamere (@Chinchillazllla) November 14, 2019
There was a huge takeaway from the story – the newest word for a shower.
drippini is most definitely a word now
— mez (@mezdispenser) November 14, 2019
Lol googatz nevah heard of a drippini
— ☭RonaldReaganWasTheDevil☭ (@tr1ckykid) November 14, 2019
ey you need a drippini i know a guy
— Paul Galante (@galanp02) November 14, 2019
get drippini in the dictionary by 2021 https://t.co/PjvInfUue9
— the brave little poster (@valrugs) November 15, 2019
Frankly, we want to see the film suggested by Algae‘s tweet.
This sounds like the plot of an 80s supernatural comedy where the soul of an old mob boss is sent back to Earth do do one good deed before he can pass on.
— Algae (@Algae_X) November 14, 2019
And there’d better be a drippini scene.
Source: Boltony Corleone Image: Twitter, @jonathanbean on Unsplash