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This woman’s boyfriend is driving her mad with his Italian-American obsession

Over on Reddit, there’s a subreddit for people looking for relationship advice, whereas on Twitter and Facebook, people just give that sh*t out without being invited. A now-deleted post detailed a woman’s problem with her boyfriend’s obsession with talking like an Italian-American character in a work of mob fiction. Luckily, Twitter user Boltony Corleone got a screengrab before it was pulled.

Let’s look at that last fact again …

He’s NOT Italian at all.

This might not necessarily be putting out red flags, but it’s flying green, white and red ones all over the place.

A few reactions were dubious about 29(M), but only because of his Uber review.

Most responders, however, thought he was a legend.

There was a huge takeaway from the story – the newest word for a shower.

Frankly, we want to see the film suggested by Algae‘s tweet.

And there’d better be a drippini scene.

via Gfycat

Source: Boltony Corleone Image: Twitter, @jonathanbean on Unsplash