The 25 funniest tweets of the week
The nights are dark, the weather is bad, the politicians are infuriating, and the shops are full of reminders that Christmas is around the corner whether you like it or not. But that can all be driven from our thoughts with these 25 beautiful tweets by a bunch of very funny people.
1.
Oh, thank god. I loved her in Broadchurch. pic.twitter.com/skr5OLmSUi
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) November 11, 2019
2.
Thanks for asking Abby, tachycardia may be physiological, to compensate for a low blood volume, or an adrenergic response to an external stimulus. But it can also be due to primary pathologies of the heart, such as ventricular tachycardia, or accessory pathways. https://t.co/TlhUNua4E1
— Dr Philip Lee (@drphiliplee1) November 9, 2019
3.
For all of its faults, twitter is also a place where kermit the frog can post a picture of himself wearing a cardigan and have people post "lookin crisp today, king"
— Fujoshi's Island (@Dauragon) November 10, 2019
4.
for the last fucking time, jock is not the opposite of goth, prep is the opposite of goth. jock is the opposite of nerd. my fucking god do any of you ever open up a history book every once in a while
— ً (@cosmicheel) November 9, 2019
5.
I feel the Basics doth protest too much. pic.twitter.com/gDQ7YT12LE
— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) November 12, 2019
6.
Who called it a speculum and not a flapjack.
— Bethany Black (@BeffernieBlack) November 14, 2019
7.
Saw an ad for an Irish college that said "state of the art facilities" and not sure if it means they've really good general facilities or really bad art facilities
— Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 (@Ciaraioch) November 12, 2019
8.
OMG!
I just met Daft Punk! pic.twitter.com/OEXSRBuu1l— joe heenan (@joeheenan) November 12, 2019
9.
Dirigibles. Erotica. Military strategy and theory. pic.twitter.com/NcvSIHJkY1
— Katie Putz (@LadyPutz) November 12, 2019
10.
To my writer friends. Just keep going. I was rejected over 48 times before I got my 49th rejection.
— Nathalie Antonia! (@natsantonia) November 11, 2019
11.
My husband and I decided we don't want to have children.
We will be telling them tonight.
— Natasha (@dramadelinquent) November 11, 2019
12.
I'm no nutritionist, but being "full of piss and vinegar" sounds unsustainable.
— Bʀɪᴀɴɪᴀᴄ® (@BGH70) November 9, 2019
