That Tory election broadcast explained from the Room Next Door

The Tory Party are the first off the starting block with a party election broadcast, featuring Boris Johnson answering highly mundane questions as he ambles past many, many posters about the 20,000 police they’re claiming to be funding. It has amused and baffled people in equal measure, and the fact checkers have had a field day, but what we really wanted to know was – why? Luckily, Michael Spicer was on hand to show us the directions from the room next door.

the room next door – Conservative Election Broadcast pic.twitter.com/xSnpiRzloG

— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) November 14, 2019

“Decades of negotiation with the European Union is not the same as heating through a pie.“

We’re not sure how we could face another four weeks of campaigning without the thought of Michael’s reimaginings, and we’re not alone.

Michael Spicer is possibly the only person making this election period bearable. Where can I vote for him? https://t.co/jyQNhlgvGb

— Darryl McCarthy (@DarrylMcCarthy) November 14, 2019

These have become my favorite method of keeping up with the dumpster fire over in the motherland. https://t.co/UU1Ct8jZXq

— sfxmaven (@sfxmaven) November 14, 2019

I have now snorted all over myself. I will be sending you the cleaning bill sir! https://t.co/Xwv7l9GJtm

— johnny hero (@herobelfast) November 14, 2019

This comment from David Brady is absolutely true.

Get funnier with repeated viewing https://t.co/ejz1EaHncS

— 🇪🇺David🇪🇺Brady🇪🇺 (@AntiProfessor) November 14, 2019

So, go and watch it again. We guarantee you’ll spot something new.

Source: https://twitter.com/MrMichaelSpicer/status/1194914585989378048 Image: Michael Spicer, Twitter

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