“If all Premier League managers had a normal job” – the thread you didn’t know you needed
11.
11. Graham Potter
Recruitment Consultant. Slick, trendy and will say anything to make you accept the offer. Also fronts an Oasis tribute band in his spare time pic.twitter.com/88RYOWTqKG
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 12, 2019
12.
12. Roy Hodgson
Vicar of the local church in some sleepy southern village. Helps out at the fete and local library. All the old dears love him. Also a failed novelist pic.twitter.com/pCfIuN0yz9
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 12, 2019
13.
13. Steve Bruce (Newcastle)
Butcher. Finest lamb chops in all the north east. Good honest labour. Always gives extra to the older ladies. Been known to eat all his stock pic.twitter.com/PpOkPcbIHd
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 13, 2019
14.
14. Mauricio Pochettino
Runs a trendy tech start up in London. Had a few really good years but now struggling because all his best members of staff want to leave. Looking to sell up and join a bigger firm pic.twitter.com/zhxDY9Olwe
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 13, 2019
15.
15. Marco Silva (Everton)
Currently unemployed after a string of high level jobs in big organisations for that he is unqualified for. Is great in interviews but hasn't actually a clue what he is doing on a day to day basis pic.twitter.com/DaE8oxQTyp
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 13, 2019
16.
16. Manuel Pellegrini (West Ham)
Supply teacher. The Year 10 boys know its party time when Mr Pellegrini turns up. Kids take advantage of his kindly nature and also the fact he is totally useless at his job pic.twitter.com/WmywLVaQCz
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 13, 2019
17.
17. Dean Smith
Has his own one-man-band painting and decorating firm. Bombing round the midlands in his van making sure all your walls are looking fantastic. Reasonably priced, too pic.twitter.com/z4jsvQlaiz
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 13, 2019
18.
18. Quique Sanchez Flores
Owns a nightclub in Ibiza just across the road from Lineker's. Is best mates with @waynelineker. Also rumoured to have starred in several adult films pic.twitter.com/WRrLKsoNlJ
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 13, 2019
19.
19. Ralph Hasenhuttl (Southampton)
Skiing instructor. Looks cool and groovy as hes swishing down the Austrian alps. Probably having an affair with your mum too pic.twitter.com/xfLoa50g9v
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 13, 2019
20.
20. Daniel Farke (Norwich)
Rodie with German Industrial Rock band Rammstein. Has known to drive the tour bus after 10 pints. Never had a bank account or mobile phone. pic.twitter.com/xbmlcwsMxh
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 13, 2019
There now follows a message for Tottenham fans from Karl Sharro.
You have to scroll down a lot to get to Pochettino because it's based on current standings https://t.co/7qcQBIrIBj
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) November 13, 2019
from Jurgen Klopp GIFs via Gfycat
Source: Spennie 6 Times Image: Twitter, YouTube
