“If all Premier League managers had a normal job” – the thread you didn’t know you needed
While every football fan at the ground, in the pub or shouting from their sofa at home seems to think they could do their team manager’s job better than they can, we struggle to imagine managers doing the jobs of their fans. Well, we did struggle, before we saw this list, brilliantly created by @unrealxherdan.
If all Premier League managers had a normal job thread:
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 12, 2019
1.
1. Jurgen Klopp (Liverpool)
Head of HR at an energy company in Germany, promotes green energy, cycling to work and a healthy work life balance. Often seen smashed on a Thursday with the interns but gets in on Fridays feeling fresh pic.twitter.com/ECQ3Oh8mot
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 12, 2019
2.
2. Brendan Rodgers (Leicester)
A sales trainer and motivational speaker. Uses a lot of graphs and charts to make you go the extra yard. Improves performance by 150%. No one likes him pic.twitter.com/zWodiXSHdE
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 12, 2019
3.
3. Frank Lampard (Chelsea)
Works in the centre of London in insurance. Earns a fuck ton even though no one really knows what he does. Still finds time to coach his sons u-11 team on a Saturday. Hero pic.twitter.com/xvja7QVyDQ
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 12, 2019
4.
4. Pep Guardiola (Man City)
Maths lecturer. Absolute genius in his craft but is intolerant of his students. Hates laughter. Struggles with normal human interaction. Sleeping on his mates sofa because his wife kicked him out pic.twitter.com/8ag64DwIjI
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 12, 2019
5.
5. Chris Wilder (Sheffield Utd)
Runs a taxi firm. The finest in Yorkshire. Affordable with an excellent and efficient service. Not much banter though pic.twitter.com/b38EX0G3VW
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 12, 2019
6.
6. Unai Emery (Arsenal)
Hotel manager in Benidorm. Presentation is perfect but customer service is shocking. Changes the menu every week. All his staff want to leave pic.twitter.com/duQw1FSjVZ
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 12, 2019
7.
7. Ole Gunnar Solskjaer (Man United)
Never had a job ever and lives in his mums basement playing video games. Also runs a Man United fan channel like Mark Goldbridge moaning about how the club is run and saying he would do better pic.twitter.com/ByoyOggum1
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 12, 2019
8.
8. Nuno Espirito Santo
Male model for the older generation. a fashion and style icon that make the ladies swoon. Writes poetry in his spare time pic.twitter.com/FIiEsbxzl9
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 12, 2019
9.
9. Eddie Howe
PE Teacher that all the girls in his school fancy for no real reason. He's a nice guy but fully expect detention if you forget your kit pic.twitter.com/lJwJ3E79ht
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 12, 2019
10.
10. Sean Dyche
Bouncer at some dodgy club. Doesn't look twice at the girls' ID but likes to give the lads a hard time. Loves to flex his muscles pic.twitter.com/BWqQWbp2eT
— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 12, 2019
