Favourite 11 things people said about those pics of Jeremy Corbyn and Ed Miliband
Labour leaders past and present united when Jeremy Corbyn visited Ed Miliband’s flood-hit constituency of Doncaster North.
And apart form the sympathy and support they had to offer, the occasion also generated some rather wonderful photographs of the pair of them.
Like this.
And this.
And if you think they were crying out for a caption, you’d be absolutely right. Here are 11 of the best.
1.
This looks like a gritty ITV drama called Murder in Plain Sight.
2 mismatched cops trying to stop a serial killer.
“We gotta catch this guy”
“You retire in 2 days, Tom”
“Then we’ve got 2 days, 2 days or another optician dies” pic.twitter.com/BrRhNHGj5Q— joe heenan (@joeheenan) November 14, 2019
2.
Hearing reports that if you don't give Corbyn all the information he needs he'll "leave you alone with Miliband so you two can get real friendly" pic.twitter.com/4s2kbc0M8S
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 13, 2019
3.
– what look were you going for Ed?
– concerned statesman, how did it come across?
– psychotic northerner who returns to his home town to avenge the death of a school friend— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) November 13, 2019
4.
It’s not got a title yet but you best believe I’m going to watch all 10 episodes back to back pic.twitter.com/DNeWvtvwa8
— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) November 13, 2019
5.
Thanks to @Jowihami for the title pic.twitter.com/oXiZEu1KnM
— General Boles (@GeneralBoles) November 13, 2019
6.
This looks like a still from Porridge pic.twitter.com/PMl4IGoVpn
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) November 13, 2019
7.
"You see, Ed here is not as patient as I am. Her Majesty's constabulary have had reason to brand him a violent man.
What do the police call you, Ed, son?"
"A violent man, dad."
"A violent man. So, see to it Razor gets his money by tomorrow, or Ed will be visiting you without me." pic.twitter.com/vfawCDmf5m— Damian Counsell (@DamCou) November 13, 2019
8.
— Lee Burrows (@deminimismusic) November 13, 2019
9.
Ed Miliband looks like a bit like Jeremy's hired muscle in a straight to DVD British gangster film from the early 2000s. https://t.co/vzkkVdC6eh
— James Crisp (@JamesCrisp6) November 12, 2019
10.
EXT. DAY – CAR PARK.
D.I. Ed Miliband ducks under the police cordon. There's familiar sound of tears and sirens. He shakes his head wearily, a greying fringe drifting over his brow. 'How many more must die before we stop this bastard?' he thinks. But his eyes betray no emotion. https://t.co/NJR2XXgCAQ— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) November 13, 2019
11.
"We came here to eat bacon rolls and redistribute your wealth, and we're all out of bacon rolls" pic.twitter.com/cJwJ0G7Ntp
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) November 14, 2019
Oh, and this.
Oh cruel fate that he finally looks tough enuss pic.twitter.com/g5x7SQ6oEK
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 13, 2019
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