Favourite 6 jokes about the theft of a £1m sex toys lorry

Forget about the election for a moment if you will – that was quick – and feast your eyes on the big story of the day.

A million pounds worth of adult toys have been stolen from an A43 layby. The lorry was sat between the A14 and the village of Broughton, Northamptonshire, on September 18.

Travelling from Felixstowe to Kettering, the lorry was on its way to make a delivery to Rocks Off Ltd.

And if ever a tale was going to generate a good gag or two (thousand) it was this one. Here are our 6 favourites.

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