Favourite 6 jokes about the theft of a £1m sex toys lorry
Forget about the election for a moment if you will – that was quick – and feast your eyes on the big story of the day.
A cargo of sex toys worth £1 million has been stolen from a lorry parked overnight in a lay-byhttps://t.co/RymfpcQ1J5
— ITV News (@itvnews) November 7, 2019
A million pounds worth of adult toys have been stolen from an A43 layby. The lorry was sat between the A14 and the village of Broughton, Northamptonshire, on September 18.
Travelling from Felixstowe to Kettering, the lorry was on its way to make a delivery to Rocks Off Ltd.
And if ever a tale was going to generate a good gag or two (thousand) it was this one. Here are our 6 favourites.
police say they're looking for a hardened criminal. https://t.co/6keETfrI7V
— Alan White (@aljwhite) November 7, 2019
Did nothing arouse suspicion?
— Shelly (@ShellyWilson_Fr) November 7, 2019
Police say they hope the culprits will come quietly. https://t.co/I08tI8XTzr
— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) November 7, 2019
Didn’t the cargo have a strap on?
— Chris Barratt (@chrismelbarratt) November 7, 2019
How is this the headline and not Fuck Truck Out Of Luck https://t.co/uFu0AV6fvR
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) November 7, 2019
Inside job 😂
— moggymcmoggypoos (@lisabulmers) November 7, 2019
OH, GO ON THEN
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