17 jokes to make the general election campaigns a little more bearable
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At this rate, parliament the next will be made up of a mannequin, a plant pot and a sock
— Sir Andy Murray (@mrsbiltawulf) November 6, 2019
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-Jacob Rees Mogg insulting Grenfell victims
-Alan Cairns lying in a rape trial
-Doctored video of Kier StarmerI'm just going to keep believing that this is all part of Dominic Cummings' master plan.
— Parody Boris Johnson (@BorisJohnson_MP) November 5, 2019
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Tory Campaign Itinerary 6.11.19
AM
Cleverly gets empty chaired
Cairns resigns
Johnson pokes Queen in eye with stickPM
Rees-Mogg strangles panda cub
Bridgen summons Beelzebub
Mark Francois.— Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) November 6, 2019
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This UK election is going to be fought between a government wildly overstating the potential benefits of a US FTA and an opposition wildly overstating the potential harms.
A side plot will be the fight between myself and the overwhelming urge to drink heavily.
— Dmitry Grozoubinski (@DmitryOpines) November 5, 2019
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It's just a ridiculous tradition full of bizarre characters that plays out in the exact same way every time. Do we really need to cancel nativity plays for it? https://t.co/iyNi4LWWR4
— MostDeaf (@SnoozeActive) November 6, 2019
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I want a Netflix Christmas movie but about the election. Zawe Ashton as a frazzled Labour political adviser who falls in love with Jamie Bell, a journalist, who's sent back to his native Co Durham to report on the "left behind"
— Esther Webber (@estwebber) November 7, 2019
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I applaud this refreshing, honest approach to the Conservative election campaign. pic.twitter.com/aKgw4Tbq0z
— Balderdash (@notDcfcBoss) November 6, 2019
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'Unleash Britain's Potential' says slogan in front of a man who earlier today was upstaged by a piece of empty furniture. pic.twitter.com/FVPxDSCMV8
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) November 6, 2019
If what Mr Michael Spicer says is true, however, we may not need to put up with six weeks of this after all.
Wow can someone fact check this? Just got a Lib Dem leaflet through the door saying they've already won.
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) November 7, 2019
