Favourite 5 replies to this guy who can’t understand why women ‘want losers’ (and not him)
Spare a thought for this chap who calls himself Dangerously Beefy on Twitter (you’ll see why in a moment) who appears to be having something of a moment.
Beefy reckons he’s a provider (and lists all the reasons why) but can’t seem to understand why women – at least, the women he meets – are only interested in ‘losers’.
My housing is paid for. I make a good salary. I get health insurance, 401k, 700 lbs of beef a year, and I live on a couple hundred acres. I’m a puncher by trade with a bachelors degree. And I swear you women would rather have a loser than a provider. It’s sad
— Dangerously Beefy (@vickers_stephen) 3 November 2019
So much there we’re not sure where to start. Fortunately for us, these 5 people knew exactly where to start, and they are the only 5 replies you need.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of 700 lbs of beef, must be in want of a wife.
— Ceylan Akturk (@ceylanamo) 4 November 2019
If the dude has similar taste in books, can still laugh after twelve hours stuck in an airport, cooks, cuddles, and is willing to have a serious discussion about the respective merits of the Sith and Jedi codes, I would be willing to accept a lesser amount of beef.
— Kingfisher & Wombat (@UrsulaV) 3 November 2019
You're so close, man! Don't give up. Work up to like 900 lbs/yr and then you'll really start pulling. The problem definitely isn't your personality, values, or expectations. I swear. It's just the beef. That's the secret. Get as much as you can. Build a walk-in freezer. Go nuts.
— Jason (@jasonthinks) 4 November 2019
Women aren't looking for a "provider" anymore, we are looking for a partner/teammate. We have degrees, jobs with benefits, housing, etc. We can provide for ourselves so we want to be with someone that loves, encourages & pushes us. We don't need to be rescused or provided for.
— Mel 🎀 (@xoxomrsdixon) 3 November 2019
Call me crazy but if I had 700 pounds of beef I would build my own girlfriend
— michael (@Realronmexico99) 4 November 2019
In short, this.
My castle is complete. The tax from the peasants is ample. I have a physician, treasure, and meats. My lands are vast. I am a noble lord and learned and I swear wenches would rather have a jester than a prince. It's vexing.
— Lil Easley Vert (@justsometeacher) 3 November 2019
Oh, and this!
My house is paid for. I make a good salary. I pay for healthcare, pay my taxes, got my savings and my own company. I’m a psychologist by trade with a PhD. And I swear you men would rather have a submissive handmaiden than the confident self-made women you all claim you want.
— Dr. Jessica Eaton (@Jessicae13Eaton) 4 November 2019