Turkey, Flaming Hot Cheetos and a block of Cheddar form the recipe nobody asked for
Most of us like to imagine we’re fairly adventurous with food, but every time someone suggests something a little out of the ordinary, the internet lights up with outrage. Imagine, then, how much more incensed people are when a truly bizarre recipe crops up – like this one for turkey with – wait for it – a block of cheese as stuffing, with a coating of crushed Flaming Hot Cheetos.
Fam..I just seen a video of a Flaming hot cheetos Turkey being prepared….what's wrong with people
— Pooch (@VeeAlmighty) November 1, 2019
— Pooch (@VeeAlmighty) November 1, 2019
How does somebody even come up with that? Who sits there eating their turkey dinner and thinks “D’you know what this really needs? A block of Cheddar and a family bag of hot Cheetos!”
Anyway, the clip got exactly the reaction you’d expect.
1.
WHAT THE FUCKpic.twitter.com/KJ582JX8T7
— na'ama, 0.01% (@iknownaama) November 1, 2019
2.
I'm laughing my ass off at putting a 2 pound brick of cheese inside a turkey https://t.co/F2kqfpXRLn
— Jason χ (@envinyon) November 2, 2019
3.
We have to find the people responsible for this Hot Cheeto turkey and hurt them
— MonsterKing (@CerromeRussell) November 2, 2019
4.
i know i did NOT just watch someone put a whole block of cheddar inside a turkey then cover it in hot cheeto dust AND THEN cut it up with scissors 💀💀💀
— jae 🛸 (@srljaelyn) November 2, 2019
5.
Forward the info necessary so that I might press charges for having to see this
— Duchess du Gemini👑♊ (@DanaAmani) November 1, 2019
6.
I love the delicate sprinkle of salt and pepper on the potatoes after all… that.
Also: Bork. https://t.co/MP2gx8xb6s— Nathan Badger (@natboyslim) November 2, 2019
7.
When the cheese went in, I died https://t.co/rmft4ozk09
— Francis Lam (@Francis_Lam) November 2, 2019
8.
Nobody:
Literally NO ONE:
The internet: but what about a flaming hot Cheetos cheese stuffed turkey? https://t.co/3SXU5jA7YW
— Mirya R. Holman (@prof_mirya) November 1, 2019
9.
Man, there really is a fetish for everything.
(ht @Francis_Lam) https://t.co/MzqyKu57H3— Maryn McKenna (@marynmck) November 2, 2019
Podcaster Wes Burdine thought the recipe was indicative of a much greater message.
Greta got it wrong, we deserve to be swallowed by the sea. https://t.co/jZVlFnwaFM
— Wes Burdine (@MnNiceFC) November 2, 2019
What he meant to say was “How dare you!”
Source: Jason Fredericks H/T: Pooch Image: Twitter