“There’s Always a Tweet” featuring Donald Trump – episode 347

Oonagh Keating. Updated October 29th, 2019

Partly because he can’t stay off Twitter for more than an hour and partly because he’s a massive hypocrite, whenever Donald Trump does something problematic, there’s always an old tweet he’s sent pointing out why it’s problematic.

Like the time he was offering his unwavering support for Senator Ted Cruz …

I will be doing a major rally for Senator Ted Cruz in October. I’m picking the biggest stadium in Texas we can find. As you know, Ted has my complete and total Endorsement. His opponent is a disaster for Texas – weak on Second Amendment, Crime, Borders, Military, and Vets!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 31, 2018

When he’d tweeted this two years previously.

Why would the people of Texas support Ted Cruz when he has accomplished absolutely nothing for them. He is another all talk, no action pol!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 28, 2016

His latest foray into the art of the self own came when he began his interminable crowing about the mission that led to the death of the ISIS leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi.

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has been on the run for many years.

On President @realDonaldTrump's watch, we've obliterated him and his "caliphate." pic.twitter.com/Nd7PgtIW46

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) October 27, 2019

“This is a big win for America, and also for President Trump.” @nypost

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 29, 2019

Then, this tweet surfaced.

Stop congratulating Obama for killing Bin Laden. The Navy Seals killed Bin Laden. #debate

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 23, 2012

And the burns came flooding in.

old Trump tweets are the Nostradamus of self-owns https://t.co/DxUfnqlDfD

— Matt 🎃swalt (@MattOswaltVA) October 27, 2019

Stop congratulating Trump for killing #Baghdadi. The Delta Force killed #Baghdadi. #debate https://t.co/Ukr1pqyUJP

— Aditya Raj Kaul (@AdityaRajKaul) October 27, 2019

Heads up, Trump won't want any praise or attention from the hit on Baghdadi… https://t.co/bjdX9cODue

— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule) October 27, 2019

Screenwriter Randi Mayem Singer shared her theory about the original tweet’s motives.

BREAKING: Spray-tanned Micropenis Moron with Fake Bone Spurs Jealous of Real Man. https://t.co/OQdgljuzPm

— Randi Mayem Singer (@rmayemsinger) October 27, 2019

Horribly feasible.

Source: Twitter Image: Twitter, Fox News