BP asked people to make a pledge to reduce their carbon footprint and this response blew the rest away
BP surely had an inkling of what might happen when it came up with this wheeze enabling people to work out their carbon footprint and suggesting they ‘share your pledge’ to save the planet.
The first step to reducing your emissions is to know where you stand. Find out your #carbonfootprint with our new calculator & share your pledge today!
— BP (@BP_plc) 22 October 2019
And there were plenty of on-point responses.
excuse me are you fucking kidding
— Scott Ludlam (@Scottludlam) 23 October 2019
Ooh BP, you’ve made me feel guilty about my lifestyle so I’ve completely forgotten about all the trillions of $$$ that you’ve spent funding climate denial&pro-oil politicians and extracting more oil despite the fact that it’s killing us all. Thanks!
— Alice Boden (@aliceboden) 22 October 2019
Bitch what’s yours???
— Crazy Bat Lady 🥰🦇🥰🦇 (@MaryHeglar) 23 October 2019
But this one was definitely the best.
i pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico https://t.co/UnnVVeVA3Q
— Andrew Henderson (@andrwfhenderson) October 24, 2019
Boom! (not an explosion).
Where BP stands: you're responsible for over 2% of total historic global emissions
— Ellen Gibson (@ellenrgibson) 22 October 2019
Last word to kamehamecarl on Reddit.
‘Funny how they fucked up the gulf beyond belief but they’re all about us as individual citizens reducing OUR carbon footprint.’
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